New followers, sweet.
Catchup
Oh, hello. Long time no see. I’ve been busy, very, Medical reasons. Sorting myself out. Since my absence, I: Surrendered to the NHS. 1-UPed a year in high school, began my GCSE’s Reduced my vertical challengeness, apparently. Got the iMac given a subtle reference many moons ago. That’s the BASIC lowdown. I also figured: Pottermore sucks, muchly. Time is the greatest healer. To trust no one. Apple is the greatest thing since sliced bread. I like trains. Haven’t seen the Damien kid in a while, when I return to school, I reckon my luck won’t hold out. Same goes for SOME of my form (the group of kids of which I must spend the next 3 years of my school life with), I must be going soft or something, but most of them are cool. But there’s this depressive kid who feigns alcoholism and being baked all the time, moaping around, jacking off on the school field with his buddy (NO I didn’t watch xD) Also, it seems whenever I’m incapacitated, life throws me a bone and healthy wads of cash, thanks. Still an atheist, though. Well, have a good day, Luke, out.
I was thinking whether I shouldn’t get too sucked into this social network thingymajig on a stick but meh. http://amplify.com/u/a12qy6
Not dead, hurrah! Just been busy. Exams and such. Y’know, important stuff.
Wow. LIEF is harshz
Five Years Time →
Even the most suicidal, depressive person to inhabite this douchbag filled wasteland we call earth will feel good when hearing this.
Question:
Put some comments on my sister's videos. Be nice, it'll make her day. And please, on the 'Helicopter' on, put 'Eleasha is so much cooler than Eden'
Asked by myfavouritecamel
Answer:
You make a second account, TAHDAHHS!
LOLOLOL
‘If I could travel back in time, I’d prevent the worlds greatest evil’
‘MR AND MRS BIEBER, FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITY, USE THIS CONDOM!’
My Chemical Romance and Green Day should go on tour together. Then, the universe would be at peace.
Think about it, Ferard and Trillie can double date.
FUCK YEAH.
(Source: dissociative-identity, via band-slut)
Good News Ep 5. →
It’s lolololol, as usual.
Alton Towers was sweet, bit mediocre compared to what I’ve been on over the pond but hey, still awesome. Induced many headaches, I’m now absolutely shattered, but WORTH IT. Bring on THORPE PARK :D http://amplify.com/u/bzxpp
Yay, an amplify follower, spread the word, I’m contagacious. (that wasn’t a typo, btw) http://amplify.com/u/bzxoj
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MCR, yay.
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Some people think I’m such a little ‘tight arse’ (they’re words) but srsly, I’ve helped others, I TRIED to help them but meh. My 28 pounds grand national winnings (which btw, was AWESOME) are going nowhere with these guys.
Annoyed.
Ignore Katy Perry’s tits for a moment and look at the statement, ‘I hate your selfish ——————- arse’ so, I’m selfish, for being UNABLE, might I add, to bring in 40 pence, cents whatever your currency is, its all the same value: FUCK ALL. I got this all last week for being ‘too sarcastic’ and the like. Doing jack shit in the fashion show? SARCASM. About 40 pence? I could’ve helped otherwise, but then they all jump on the bandwagon…
Read more at myretroheaven.tumblr.comLuke. I hate your selfish motherfucking arse but I told you I’d get some pictures of her boobs.